I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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