I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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