Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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