what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Sorry my hands just texted you
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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