Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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