I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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