brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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