Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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