We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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