she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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