she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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