gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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