Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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