so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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