no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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