Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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