the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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