So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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