oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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