Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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