Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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