Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Send help, water and tortillas.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize
