so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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