He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
what day is it and did you see me today?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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