Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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