Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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