I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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