So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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