I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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