come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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