I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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