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i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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