he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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