He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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