guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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