About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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