Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize