This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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