I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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