you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
