i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding