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• (818): View more from California

  dude, i look like john mccains neck right now

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• (619): View more from California

  Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air

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• (310): View more from California

  It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it

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• (716): View more from New York

  hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer

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• (562): View more from California

  If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.

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  now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon

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• (315): View more from New York

  Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can

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  Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk

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