So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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