I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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