i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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