Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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