wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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