brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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