I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize