My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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