were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Michael Bay diarrhea
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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