I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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