Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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