Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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