So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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