sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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